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You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use?" This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include:* You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else.* The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it.* As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder.* If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("Theonly thing I'm good at is losing").

ToughBuilt leads through innovation, and the Reload Utility Knife is a breakaway example of how we continue to disrupt markets that have remained unchanged for far too long. The patented quick-reloading blade mechanism is actuated by a positive, smooth, rail-driven thumb button; after removing a used blade, depressing the slider, and returning it with a flick, it loads a new blade from the magazine. Internally, each mag holds 5 blades of any type, while the lower chamber reservoir contains room for an additional 10 blades in storage, giving each mag a category-leading 15-blade payload.

This TIG foot pedal controls the amperage when TIG welding with LE31MP. Depress pedal to increase current. Depressing pedal fully achieves maximum set current. Fully raising the pedal finishes the weld and starts the After flow cycle. This foot pedal will give the optimum amperage needed for any TIG welding project. Material: Metal.

The Ambassador Marine 1370040CW Recessed Shower is a convenient water sprayer for your marine system.6' white, retractable, heavy duty, rubber hose Heavy duty plastic enclosure cup Small marine sprayer (with hook)Wall or deck mounting option Stainless steel mounting screws Depressing trigger allows for intermittent water flow Lifting trigger locks it on for continuous water flow Single hole mount Connection: 1/2" NPS

This ceiling light with a simple line design is bright and tasteful, it is simple but not depressing and adds interest to the space. Thin to only 0.9 in. Matches most interior furnishing styles and provides vibrant, clean lighting for your living environment. Using a high-quality lamp body, simple style, not easy to rust and fade, durable, non-deformation, frosted acrylic lampshade makes the light uniform and has good light transmission performance. The baking finishing lamp body seal design is dust-proof and anti-mosquito. Simulate Sunlight to protect your eyes.

This useful Tire Inflation Gun tool features a normally-closed air chuck that can be opened by depressing the inflation lever. Because this air chuck is normally closed, the Tire Inflation Gun is a perfect complement to any closed-ended, tank-based pneumatic system, as well as onboard air systems. A 1/4 in. male quick connect stud is pre-installed to connect to your 1/4 in. quick connect coupler (coupler is not supplied).

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Almost every Dane would agree that the Danish summer can be quite depressing. Despite that, there are still plenty of days throughout the year where shorts are the most appropriate attire. Shorts come in many different shapes and colors, guaranteeing that there is something to suit everyones taste. Dolce Gabbana Cotton Shorts will be the perfect addition to most womens wardrobes, as they are perfectly suited for the unpredictable Danish summer. This is due, in part, to their high level of comfort and comfortable fit. If you want diversity in your wardrobe and something for every occasion, they have the advantage of being able to be paired with most items, whether its a hoodie or a t-shirt. Therefore, they are the obvious choice for any fashion-conscious woman. Specifications: Color: Green Gender: Female Size: It 40/S Brand: Dolce Gabbana Price: 3,513.00 kr. (Normally: 5,019.00 kr.) Savings in kroner: You save 1,506 kr. on this Dolce Gabbana product.

The FatMax 25 ft. Auto Lock Tape Measure has a blade that automatically locks at the length to which it is extended and includes an oversized detachable framing hook that easily grabs studs. Depressing the button converts the tool to manual mode, enabling it to become a traditional retractable tape. The auto-locking feature allows users to control tape retraction, which helps to prolong blade life and reduces the risk of injury. At 1-1/4 in. W, the tape is easy to read and features an 11 ft. standout to simplify single-person usage. A Blade Armor coating protects the blade from tears, kinks and rips for lasting durability. Material: Metal.

Nick Grey aka Nicolai Riccardo Moldoveanu Grey lives in Monaco and Montral, Canada and he has been releasing depressing music since 2002. His main musical entity, Nick Grey & The Random Orchestra (contributors including Martyn Bates, Charlemagne Palestine, Jessica Constable, Far Black Furlong etc.) has often been entertainingly depicted as "snorecore", "absence music", "ideal for sessions of late-night estrangement" or "typical bongwater mouthwash gargles". He is also a member of the projects 2

Does today’s world ever feel intense, depressing, or even scary? In The Modern Chakra Guide, bestselling author Carol Tuttle shows you how the world is going through an energetic shift and how to activate your chakra energy to rise above the chaos. Carol shares the path that took her from a life in shambles to a life of powerful fulfillment. With reassurance and timely insight, her personal perspective will help you counter the rush, confusion, and fear of today’s world. Through this book, you will be able to: · Feel more daily joy than you’ve imagined is possible. · Recognize how chakra energy influences you. · Navigate the energetic shift of our time with ease. · Awaken and activate your energy to upgrade your life. If you are a person who wants to feel balanced, aware, and joyful even with today’s world swirling around you then this book is for you.

Many think of a funeral home as a somber, depressing place. However, the word "home" means it is a place of comfort and a place that brims with life rather than death. "Funerals are for the living" is a commonly known truth. Families who come to a funeral home are often tired from the events leading up to their loved one's death. Sometimes they are traumatized by a sudden death, and sometimes people come to a funeral home to express support, encouragement, and respect for friends. Meeting each person's needs can be overwhelming, but it is an honor and, in many ways, a positive challenge. In this book, I want to share what it is like to be the person who comforts others, lightens their mood, encourages them, and helps them make decisions when they can sometimes barely think. In my case, the role of a funeral director is one that dates back to childhood. I was a "preacher's kid" who accompanied my father to many funerals. Sometimes afterward, especially if a pet had died, I would carry out a funeral in my own back yard, using my bicycle for a hearse, a tiny box for a casket, and garden flowers to decorate a grave. I chose to attend Mortuary College while working at a funeral home and found the work to be fulfilling. Since my first job at a funeral home, I have been amazed at how the human condition plays out in this comforting place. People share memories at a funeral home, they express grief through tears and laughter, and they sometimes return to say thanks to the funeral director who helped them find meaning after a loss. A funeral director is always blessed with families who become regular clientele when they suffer loss, thus a funeral director creates a following and close bond of friendships built on trust and a thankful heart. I hope you enjoy sharing with me in Looking Back to many of my experiences in my life's work in my hometown of Anniston, Alabama.

Review: Best. Diary. Ever (Metro); Cheeringly depressing (Guardian); Abandon all hope, ye who buy it. (New York Times) / Book Description: A hilariously downbeat diary for the pessimist in all of us. / About the Author: Asbury & Asbury is a creative partnership between writer Nick Asbury and designer Sue Asbury.

Footnote is a clever, funny and irreverent autobiography about a boy from depressing small town England ditching Mormonism, finding punk rock, squatting with his mates and promoting political insurrection. After years of earnest, determined (if not talented) gigging, his pop/punk group, Chumbawamba, make it BIG with "Tubthumping." Not another plodding rock memoir but a compassionate, critical, and sometimes cynical account of a life steeped in pop culture, class conflict, political activism, and what the British call "football." Fantastic.

LP version. Includes download code. We're big fans of French synthpop like Jacno, Deux, Ruth, and Serge Blenner. This kind of playful synthetic sound mixed with weird and sometimes depressing poetry had a big influence on us as kids and as musicians, reveal the French duo DAT Politics. Since 1999, Claude Pailliot and Gaetan Collet have been working on music shaped by those influences, without referring to them directly, on various albums and EPs for labels such as FatCat Records, A-Musik, Chicks

On Guilt Trips, Hemsworth leans on swirling synth pads, surging, stuttering rap rhythms, and a handful of pitch-perfect guest vocalists to convey loneliness and love, desperation and desolation - which isn't to say that it's a depressing album. Rather, the journey bounds from emotional high to low and back again: ecstasy and agony can both cause tearful eyes and heart palpitations.

Star Wars exploded onto our cinema screens in 1977, and the world has not been the same since. After watching depressing and cynical movies throughout the early 1970s, audiences enthusiastically embraced the positive energy of the Star Wars universe as they followed moisture farmer Luke Skywalker on his journey through a galaxy far, far away, meeting extraordinary characters like mysterious hermit Obi-Wan Kenobi, space pirates Han Solo and Chewbacca, loyal droids C-3PO and R2-D2, bold Princess Leia and the horrific Darth Vader, servant of the dark, malevolent Emperor.Writer, director, and producer George Lucas created the modern monomyth of our time, one that resonates with the child in us all. He formed Industrial Light & Magic to develop cutting-edge special effects technology, which he combined with innovative editing techniques and a heightened sense of sound to give audiences a unique sensory cinematic experience.In this first volume, made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, Lucas narrates his own story, taking us through the making of the original trilogy―Episode IV: A New Hope, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and Episode VI: Return of the Jedi―and bringing fresh insights into the creation of a unique universe. Complete with script pages, production documents, concept art, storyboards, on-set photography, stills, and posters, the XXL-sized tome is an authoritative exploration of the original saga as told by its creator.

Review: Best. Diary. Ever (Metro); Cheeringly depressing (Guardian); Abandon all hope, ye who buy it. (New York Times) / Book Description: A hilariously downbeat diary for the pessimist in all of us. / About the Author: Asbury & Asbury is a creative partnership between writer Nick Asbury and designer Sue Asbury.

On a clear autumn L.A. morning, sitting in the front row of his best friend's funeral, professional loafer Quince Bishop can't think of anything more depressing than watching yet another loved one being lowered into the ground—until a band of guerilla environmentalists crash the ceremony to deliver a lecture on the high cost of dying in America. One violent impulse later, Quince finds himself up to his waist in dirt ... and he hasn't even begun to dig himself a hole. With the help of beautiful funeral-rights advocate Maria Casteneda—not to mention the complicated ambitions of reporter and perennial ex-girlfriend Melanie Roth—Quince learns just how an unscrupulous funeral director can turn death into a high-class living. Unable to let buried skeletons lie, Quince Bishop unwittingly sets himself on a collision course with two entrepreneurial ex-cons who are hatching a burial plot of their own. Chaos, confusion, and double-dealing are on the program, and only one thing is certain: all paths lead to the cemetery.

This incredibly imaginative tale - part sci-fi, part romance, and part road movie - is set in the near future when the atmosphere has become too polluted and toxic for humans to live, forcing them to live underground - a dark, depressing environment that can only be escaped with supplies of oxygen and the use of secret pathways that lead topside. Dana Wheeler-Nicholson (Fletch) is Lori, a former bodyguard compelled into serving her former boss, Juice (Lu Leonard), a vicious dealer, during an exc