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By day, Sandra plucks trash off Cocoa Beach, points tourists to the restrooms and sometimes discovers dead bodies. By night, she’s a cozy mystery author wannabe. Sandra has an aversion to cops, one homicide detective in particular. They have nothing in common except pheromones. She was eighteen the first time he kissed her and the last. Five years ago, he answered his cell and ran off to work, leaving her panting on the kitchen table with a hurricane looming. Lieutenant Hottie is married to his career. He moved up the ranks early and engrossed himself in bringing murderers to justice. Serious relationships are out of the question, he’s too busy and not interested. The only woman he wants is off limits. He has built a wall around his heart and won’t let himself be hurt again. Sandra is attending a writers conference aboard private rail cars. It was organized by the wife of a popular televangelist. The writers are traveling alongside devout Christians on their cross-country crusade. Sandra's overbearing mom has finagled a ticket to ride. The morning before departure, Sandra finds a dead sailor on the beach. Aboard the train, Sandra must keep her lips off Lieutenant Hottie and unmask the murderer before another soul derails. All Aboard!

Comedian, Chelsea Lately writer and star, and New York Times bestselling author Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.In her hilarious New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily married with three children, Heather writes for and can be seen weekly on E! Channel’s hugely successful show, Chelsea Lately, and also stars in the show’s spin-off, After Lately. But life as a grown-up—even a pretend grown-up—has its challenges. Heather’s a working mom with parents who live next door; a stay-at-home husband who doesn’t give an inch; a sister who keeps asking for one of her eggs; and a group of neighborhood moms who stopped talking to her when she took her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. Plus, she still remains friends with the Kardashians and collects Bravo Housewives like they are bottles of wine. Just as laugh-out-loud funny and irreverent in her storytelling as she is on camera as Chelsea Handler’s partner-in-crime, Heather recounts her misadventures with a disarming candor all her own.

Paperback. "Poetry is most often experienced unintentionally at private ceremonies such as weddings and funerals, with eighty percent of the potential audience and more than ninety percent of the current audience reporting that they've been exposed to poetry at one of these private occasions."-Poetry in America Study commissioned by the Poetry FoundationThe choice of what to read at a ritual requiring poetry can be daunting. In recognition of that fact, this collection aspires to be helpful in identifying some poems best read before or after - but not actually at - the ceremony in question. As the poet points out, "Knowing what not to say is always a good first step."With forewords written by Regency Romance author, Nola Saint James and Rabbi Dr. Jo David."Everyone deserves a happy ending, whether it's at a wedding or a funeral. The problem is - life.By night, I write Regency-era romances. By day, I officiate at weddings and funerals as a rabbi. The two parts of my life, like this book, are oddly compatible. The feelings evoked by both life cycle events - weddings and funerals -are oddly similar. Except that there are often more laughs at funerals and more tears at weddings.My dear friend, James W. Gaynor, has brilliantly captured this paradox in his lovely collection of poems that reflect on the human condition at the best and worst times of our lives. (And don't fall into the trap of thinking that weddings are the best!)"-Nola Saint James and Rabbi Dr. Jo David Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Michael loves interesting words (hard words like ELASTIC, little words like VAST, and big words like SMITHEREENS) and is always on the lookout for words to collect. Then one day, he picks up a new word. A bad word. An inappropriate word. At least, that's what his friend says. But Michael kind of likes the word. He thinks he might try it out. At school. Bad idea.

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Discusses a wide variety of sexually inappropriate behaviors as well as more serious concerns, such as pedophilia. Annotation copyright Book News, Inc. Portland, Or.

In the grand tradition of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies, Tim Burton's Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Hillaire Belloc's Cautionary Tales for Children, comes Douglas Coupland and Graham Roumieu's Highly Inappropriate Tales for Young People.Ever wonder what would happen if Douglas Coupland's unhinged imagination met Graham Roumieu's insane knack for illustrating the ridiculously weird? The answer is seven deliciously wicked tales featuring seven highly improbable, not only inappropriate, characters, including Donald the Incredibly Hostile Juice Box, Hans the Weird Exchange Student, Brandon the Action Figure with Issues and Kevin the Hobo Minivan with Extremely Low Morals. If you are over the age of consent, seriously weird or just like to laugh, you'll love the unlovable miscreants who unleash their dark and unruly desires on every page of these unsuitable, completely hilarious tales.

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK ...if you are pregnant, nursing, plan to become pregnant, intend to ever have a chance at getting a girl pregnant, hate goblins, have an irrational fear of giant man eating spiders, have lost loved ones in the Troll Wars, are illiterate, lack all sensory organs, are easily offended, despise tea, faint at the thought of bloodshed, are a raving lunatic who obsessively stalks authors to murder them in their sleep, are driving a motorized vehicle, or have not yet experienced puberty. Within these pages, you will find nine short stories (and two poems) detailing the darkly depraved, mildly amusing, ultimately unscrupulous, seriously sordid, and wretchedly rotten life and adventures of Gandersnitch the Goblin, the Banished Barber of Goblonia. This book is not for the wee-est of the wee, the innocent and pure, or those with massive heart defects. These are Goblin Tales, in all their gory glory! All claims of damages arising from the misuse of these pages will be mocked most mercilessly. You have now been duly warned. Continue at your own bloody risk, and enjoy the show!

In the vein of Bill Bryson’s The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid, with a dash of some of the homegrown nostalgia of The Dangerous Book for Boys and A Prairie Home Companion, humorist Philip Gulley (Front Porch Tales, Home to Harmony) tells of his coming of age in small-town Indiana.

Cynthia Kim explores all the quirkyness of living with Asperger Syndrome (ASD) in this accessible, witty and honest guide looking from an insider perspective at some of the most challenging and intractable aspects of being autistic. Her own life presents many rich examples. From being labelled nerdy and shy as an undiagnosed child to redefining herself when diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome as an adult, she describes how her perspective shifted to understanding a previously confusing world and combines this with the results of extensive research to explore the 'why' of ASD traits. She explains how they impact on everything from self-care to holding down a job and offers typically practical and creative strategies to help manage them, including a section on the vestibular, sensory and social benefits of martial arts for people with autism.Well known in the autism community and beyond for her popular blog, Musings of an Aspie, Cynthia Kim's book is rich with personal anecdotes and useful advice. This intelligent insider guide will help adults with ASDs and their partners, family members, friends, and colleagues, but it also provides a fresh and witty window onto a different worldview.

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Sometimes the craziest, funniest, wackiest ideas are simply the truest. "GO PURPLE!" advises Laurie Rosenwald in this original graphics-filled scrap-booky masterpiece of enjoyment aimed at teen girls who have grown way out of American girl, and may even feel cynical about Gossip Girl! "Of course you should keep recycling and wearing vegtarian sneakers and organic cotton underpants, drinking fair trade mochachinos, and using rhubarb/green tea conditioner . . . . it's just that I'm tired of all this green marketing!" She tells her own stories (Kicked Out of Yoga!) advises (Great comebacks to try!), interacts, makes mistakes, does a lot of art, and works with many a typeface in this one-of-a kind no-holds-barred take on modern life for today's young women.

Admit it, you've had a rough day and you just want to relax and unwind.  Wonderfully Snarky Fancy as F*ck is the perfect way to relax and unwind for anyone with a snarky and irreverent sense of humor. You know you're gonna say it... so go ahead and color it!Single sided adult theme coloring pages. Bonus doodle pages to try your own hand at creating swearing coloring pages. Fancy detailed pages in multiple styles. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, cats, dogs, llamas, squirrels and more!.  Each page is designed around a main word, phrase or quote.CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Celebrates the growing phenomenon of eccentric fashion ideas, careers, attitudes, behaviors, mating rituals, and habitats of wacky women through sixteen life stories.

Feel free to scream directly into this book if you need to. It won't judge you, promise! This book gets grief. The good, the bad and the snotty noses. Through a healthy mix of poems, personal testimony, bad jokes and choose-your-own-journey workbook style, "And Then I Got Fired: One Transqueer's Reflections on Grief, Unemployment & Inappropriate Jokes About Death", is an unexpected and lively conversation between the author and reader on grief, Black Trans survival and the arts. Whether you are currently moving through grief mode, love a good poem, or just want some tools to deal with painful experiences, this book is for you. More importantly, this book is for all of us who deserve a place to be honest when things get hard.

ALERT    ALERT    ALERT Possibly the funniest book ever created (IMO)If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party than this book could be just what you are looking for!  Do you know someone who needs to freshen up their....attitude?  This dirty cookbook will make even the sourest and must of women come alive with a whole new freshness. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present:The College girl - Lord knows she needs.You know who - yeah... her.  She needs it and we both know it.The single friend with a cat- I think we all know why.Grandma Delores - Let her finish on topFinally, your married friend with kids!  Poor thing.No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook.  Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over.  You will never forget the laughter shared together.  That is what the Holidays are all about!  Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together.P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

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Placed on the fridge, magnet outlines rules children in the family must follow to stay safe using social media Includes: Be respectful. Never send mean or inappropriate messages; Keep personal information private. Make sure to use privacy settings; And 2 more Add your custom personalization to the bottom

Do you always have some small but inappropriate items in your home. Are there always a few tools or toys strewn about in your yard and by your pool. Do you want a box that has enough capacity and is easy to move. If so, then you really need an outdoor storage box. The Patio well 32 Gal. Deck Box is perfect for throw pillows, beach towels and other small items. Its material is water-resistant and fade-resistant and its construction is durable, so it will still look good even after a long time of use. In addition, it is very easy to install, you can complete the installation in ten minutes without tools and it can also be used as an extra seat, you can put it anywhere you need. Color: Black. Material: Polypropylene.

Do you always have some small but inappropriate items in your home. Are there always a few tools or toys strewn about in your yard and by your pool. Do you want a box that has enough capacity and is easy to move. If so, then you really need an outdoor storage box. The Patiowell 32 Gal. Deck Box is perfect for throw pillows, beach towels and other small items. Its material is water-resistant and fade-resistant, and its construction is durable, so it will still look good even after a long time of use. In addition, it is very easy to install, you can complete the installation in ten minutes without tools, and it can also be used as an extra seat, you can put it anywhere you need. Color: Gray. Material: Polypropylene.