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Starsi is a magical being that comes from the depths of outer space to bring you intense satisfaction. This uniquely ribbed, handheld massager thrills with defined contours that are out of this world. The wider surface is ideal for those who prefer external stimulation across their body. Its ergonomic design and intense vibration levels will elevate you to a whole new plane of consciousness. Aside from its adorable design, Starsi hasn't come to our world empty handed - with 5 vibration & escalation functions and 5 elevating intensities that nestle easily in your hand, this silicone massager puts the 'extra' in extraterrestrial. From genitals to chest, between and beyond, the curved 'tentacles' flex and grind against your body while the defined ridges tease their way across your erogenous zones. The curves on Starsi's back make it easy to grip and palm in your hand. Each tip has intense pinpoint vibration while the inner body offers a smooth dispersed vibration. The internal motor is interchangeable, so feel free to swap in your favorite waterproof bullet vibrator. The Starsi provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment, on a 70 minute charge. It's versatile design and compact size lets you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

Are you captivated by the finer things in life? Is lavish your middle name? Does your taste get constantly described as refined? If you answered yes to these questions, you are a true example of what it means to be a fancy fucker! In our book, it means that you have top-tier taste! That's why we had to make a sweatshirt that not only revealed our truest identities, but did so in a luxurious way! The Any Old Iron Fancy Fucker Sweatshirt is a black, 100% cotton crew neck, that has been adorned with colorful sequinned lettering along the chest. These rainbow letters spell out a respected title that we all hold near and dear to our hearts, "fancy fucker." This sweatshirt is perfect for any event, season, or person. All it needs is to be styled the way only a fancy fucker would know how to! To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or hand wash it in cool water and with a mild soap. If you do choose to hand- wash it, rinse gently with your fingertips and allow the sweatshirt to hang to dry. This sweatshirt is made out of 100% cotton and sequin lettering.

Zeep is a magical being that comes from a lush and varied jungle world to playfully surprise you with its powerful vibrations and breadth of pleasure. This uniquely textured handheld massager thrills with a smooth side and a textured side that is out of this world.Aside from its adorable design, Zeep hasn't come to our world empty-handed - with five vibration & escalation functions and five elevating intensities that nestle easily in your hand--this silicone massager is a friend as varied and unique as you are. Zeep's ergonomic shape makes it easy to grip and palm in your hand. The tip of Zeep's leaf creates soft yet supportive pinpoint stimulation, thin enough to reach enjoyably sensitive areas even during crowded partner play. The back of Zeep's leaf creates a wide smooth area for stimulation, and on the other side, Zeep loves to tickle you with the textures on its tummy or the space between its antennae. The internal motor is interchangeable, so feel free to swap in your favorite waterproof bullet vibrator.Zeep provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment on a 70-minute charge. Its versatile design and compact size let you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

Jix comes from a planet of love and laughter, and they want to share that love! Jix is slender, making them as gentle on the body as they are pleasurable. Jix is thin enough to be a great beginner anal toy, tapered to work with the natural body curves. This dual-stim toy is great for providing multiple sensations at once; pleasure internally and externally at the same time, penetrate two openings simultaneously or easily have a partner hold the other end as an ergonomic handle. Jix is a loving and hard-working friend--its rechargeable, waterproof, interchangeable vibe provides 110 minutes of pleasure (with 5 speeds and 5 patterns) on a 70-minute charge.Diameter: 1.25"Length: 7"Insertable length: 4.5"Short arm length: 2.75"

The latest member of the Cute Little Fucker family, Shimmer, is here to brighten up your world! Shimmer's fins and antennae make for an ergonomic and anal-safe friend. Shimmer's tail is specifically shaped to unlock deep G-spot and prostate stimulation. The removable bullet has 5 intensities and 5 patterns. Shimmer provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment, on a 70-minute charge. Its versatile design and compact size let you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

The latest member of the Cute Little Fucker family, Shimmer, is here to brighten up your world! Shimmer's fins and antennae make for an ergonomic and anal-safe friend. Shimmer's tail is specifically shaped to unlock deep G-spot and prostate stimulation. The removable bullet has 5 intensities and 5 patterns. Shimmer provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment, on a 70-minute charge. Its versatile design and compact size let you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

Princette Puppypus is a magical being that has traveled from a faraway land to bring you ultimate pleasure. Besides being adorable, this massager features an intuitive design that allows for a variety of uses. Silicone and rechargeable, the Princette will have you wondering where this lovely little vibe has been your entire life. The Princette is an amazing stand-alone vibrator that features a ring of independently buzzing legs along the base and a larger curved head on top. Both the legs and the head make this massager easy to grasp and rest comfortably between fingers. This vibe works great for those who prefer external stimulation across their body. From genitals to chest, between and beyond, the curved 'tentacles' will flutter their way over all your erogenous zones. Princette's design also makes this an excellent butt plug. Made from smooth, flexible silicone this vibe combines a classic silhouette with a playfully modern design. The body is tapered and features a comfortable girth at the bulb. The pointed tip allows for easy insertion while the extended neck helps keep it secure while worn. The internal motor is interchangeable, so feel free to swap in your favorite waterproof bullet vibrator. The Princette Puppypus provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment, on a 70 minute charge. It's versatile design and compact size lets you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

Belladonna's Deep Throat pocket pal is molded directly from her sexy pouting lips for the ultimate stroker job! This blowjob stroker features a closed end for maximum suction that feels like the real thing. Made of luxurious ULTRASKYN(tm) material, it's the closest feel to the real deal on the market.

For fucks sake, Any Old Iron has made another Fancy Fucker rendition! However, this time, Any Old Iron upped the ante by applying our favorite saying to joggers! The new Any Old Iron Black & Gold Sequin Fancy Fucker Joggers are horizontally covered in gold sequin "fancy fucker" lettering, with a matte black sequin background. The utilization of a matte shade of black really allows the gold lettering to pop, so that everyone knows exactly who they are dealing with. The interior lining of the joggers consists of a silky polyester fabric, which promotes not only comfort but air flow. Along the waistband and ankles, elastic fabric can be found for the perfect fit. As if that wasn't enough for you fancy fuckers, the pockets along each hip should be! To care for your joggers, please get them dry cleaned. If there are problem areas, you may be able to resort to spot cleaning for a quick fix. To do so, please turn the joggers inside out. Solely use cool water and a mild soap when tending to the fabric. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.

Jix comes from a planet of love and laughter, and they want to share that love! Jix is slender, making them as gentle on the body as they are pleasurable. Jix is thin enough to be a great beginner anal toy, tapered to work with the natural body curves. This dual-stim toy is great for providing multiple sensations at once; pleasure internally and externally at the same time, penetrate two openings simultaneously or easily have a partner hold the other end as an ergonomic handle. Jix is a loving and hard-working friend--its rechargeable, waterproof, interchangeable vibe provides 110 minutes of pleasure (with 5 speeds and 5 patterns) on a 70-minute charge.Diameter: 1.25"Length: 7"Insertable length: 4.5"Short arm length: 2.75"

Trinty is a magical being that comes from the depths of outer space and they're here to take your breath away. This uniquely textured, internal massager thrills with well-defined contours that are out of this world. Its curved angle and flared base elevate this vibrator to a whole new level. Aside from its adorable design, the silicone Trinty hasn't come to our world empty handed - It brought two little buddies along that are sure to thrill with their 5 vibration and escalation functions and 5 elevating intensities that put the 'extra' in extraterrestrial. The bulbous tip and curved angle make this an excellent G-spot / prostate massager. The flared base means this silicone toy is anal safe and will fit in most harnesses. The ergonomic design of the base makes it easy to grip and palm in your hand during use. Each external nub offers additional texture and pinpoint vibration while the inner shaft offers a smooth dispersed vibration. The internal motor is interchangeable, so feel free to swap in your favorite waterproof bullet vibrator.The Trinity provides 110 minutes of waterproof entertainment, on a 70 minute charge. It's versatile design and compact size lets you enjoy pleasure wherever your fantasies may lead.

Are you captivated by the finer things in life? Is lavish your middle name? Is your favorite color pink? If you answered yes to these questions, you are a true example of what it means to be a fancy fucker! In our book, it means that you have top-tier taste! That's why we had to make a new rendition of our classic sweatshirt that not only reveals our truest identities, but did so in a vibrant way! The Any Old Iron Pink Fancy Fucker Sweatshirt is a hot pink, 100% cotton crew neck, that has been adorned with colorful sequinned lettering along the chest. These rainbow letters spell out a respected title that we all hold near and dear to our hearts, "fancy fucker." This sweatshirt is perfect for any event, season, or person. To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or hand wash it in cool water and with a mild soap. If you do choose to hand- wash it, rinse gently with your fingertips and allow the sweatshirt to hang to dry.

For fucks sake, Any Old Iron has made another Fancy Fucker rendition! However, this time, Any Old Iron upped the ante by applying our favorite saying to joggers! The new Any Old Iron Black & Gold Sequin Fancy Fucker Joggers are horizontally covered in gold sequin "fancy fucker" lettering, with a matte black sequin background. The utilization of a matte shade of black really allows the gold lettering to pop, so that everyone knows exactly who they are dealing with. The interior lining of the joggers consists of a silky polyester fabric, which promotes not only comfort but air flow. Along the waistband and ankles, elastic fabric can be found for the perfect fit. As if that wasn't enough for you fancy fuckers, the pockets along each hip should be! To care for your joggers, please get them dry cleaned. If there are problem areas, you may be able to resort to spot cleaning for a quick fix. To do so, please turn the joggers inside out. Solely use cool water and a mild soap when tending to the fabric. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.

Tell them how it is with the Any Old Iron Rainbow Sequin Fashion Fucker Sweatshirt! This 100% cotton, black sweatshirt is adorned with rainbow, sequinned lettering that brilliantly displays to the world the one title that we hold near and dear to our hearts: fashion fucker. This sweatshirt provides the wearer with a relaxed fit and comfortable material that is truly perfect for any season. You can pair this sweatshirt with some leather shorts on those warmer days; or, you can style it with some sequin trousers for those cooler nights. No matter how you style it, one thing is for certain: no one knows fashion like you, a true fashion fucker! To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or have it hand-washed. If you do choose to hand wash your sweatshirt, please be sure to use cool water and a mild soap. Rinse gently with your fingertips. You may, also, turn the garment inside out; place it in a garment bag; and wash it on a delicate cycle in the washing machine. Allow the garment to hang to dry. Made from excess cotton waste, sequins, a whole lot of fuckin' flare!

Are you captivated by the finer things in life? Is lavish your middle name? Is your favorite color pink? If you answered yes to these questions, you are a true example of what it means to be a fancy fucker! In our book, it means that you have top-tier taste! That's why we had to make a new rendition of our classic sweatshirt that not only reveals our truest identities, but did so in a vibrant way! The Any Old Iron Pink Fancy Fucker Sweatshirt is a hot pink, 100% cotton crew neck, that has been adorned with colorful sequinned lettering along the chest. These rainbow letters spell out a respected title that we all hold near and dear to our hearts, "fancy fucker." This sweatshirt is perfect for any event, season, or person. To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or hand wash it in cool water and with a mild soap. If you do choose to hand- wash it, rinse gently with your fingertips and allow the sweatshirt to hang to dry.

Drop smiles like we do f-bombs in the new Any Old Iron x Smiley Smiley Fucker Sweatshirt! This jovial black crewneck features a sequin beaded, subliminal sunshine-yellow phrase, which is decked out in sequins across the chest. It is the perfect statement sweatshirt for any event, from getting a root canal procedure to attending your favorite comedy show. It can be paired up as easily with denim trousers as it can be with a leather skirt. If you are wanting to bring more than just a smirk to the faces of those who encounter you, pair this brilliant sweatshirt with our Any Old Iron Yellow Smiley Joggers, Skirts, or Trousers! Just be sure to add the most important accessory and you'll be ready to take on whatever the day throws your way: that brilliant smile, you smiley fucker! To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or hand-washed. If you choose to hand wash your sweatshirt, please be sure to solely use cool water and a mild soap. Rinse gently with your fingertips and allow the garment to hang to dry.

Drop smiles like we do f-bombs in the new Any Old Iron x Smiley Smiley Fucker Sweatshirt! This jovial black crewneck features a sequin beaded, subliminal sunshine-yellow phrase, which is decked out in sequins across the chest. It is the perfect statement sweatshirt for any event, from getting a root canal procedure to attending your favorite comedy show. It can be paired up as easily with denim trousers as it can be with a leather skirt. If you are wanting to bring more than just a smirk to the faces of those who encounter you, pair this brilliant sweatshirt with our Any Old Iron Yellow Smiley Joggers, Skirts, or Trousers! Just be sure to add the most important accessory and you'll be ready to take on whatever the day throws your way: that brilliant smile, you smiley fucker! To care for your sweatshirt, please get it dry-cleaned or hand-washed. If you choose to hand wash your sweatshirt, please be sure to solely use cool water and a mild soap. Rinse gently with your fingertips and allow the garment to hang to dry.

The Naughty Bits Mother Fucker(tm) Personal Vibrator is a 6.25-inch vibrator that is a girthy 1.25 inches in diameter. This rounded-tip design ensures full coverage for your most targeted areas, and the powerful motor will tell you exactly why this adult toy is a real Mother Fucker(tm).With a waterproof and fully portable design, you can use this massager in or out of the shower.The no-nonsense and extremely sturdy vibe contains 10 very intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation-- all controlled by a single silicone smart button control. This ain't your ordinary smart button, though. This state-of-the-art button has an advanced memory chip to restore your last-used setting and a unique travel lock that you simply hold for 3 seconds to power this Mother Fucker(tm) on or off. Requires 2 x C batteries (not included).If you've been looking for the Mother Fucker(tm) of personal pleasure toys, then look no further. Your prize has arrived, with the Naughty Bits Mother Fucker(tm).

Are you captivated by the finer things in life? Is lavish your middle name? Do your tasted get constantly described as refined and elegant? If you answered yes to these questions, you are a true example of what it means to be a fancy fucker! In our book, it means that you have top-tier taste! That's why we had to make a t-shirt that not only revealed our truest identities, but did so in a luxurious way! The Any Old Iron Fancy Fucker T-Shirt is a black, 100% cotton tee, that has been adorned with colorful sequinned lettering along the chest. These rainbow letters spell out a respected title that we all hold near and dear to our hearts, "fancy fucker." No matter how you style this t-shirt, you will be sure to be the fanciest fucker around! 100% Cotton. To care for your shirt, please get it dry-cleaned. If you do choose to wash it yourself, please either hand-wash it or utilize a delicate cycle on the washing machine. Allow the garment to hang to dry.

Calling all fancy fuckers: have we got the accessory for you! This purse is a 100% leather, matte black shoulder bag, which has been decked out with all the features you could possibly want! On one side of the bag, rainbow sequins can be seen spelling out the title "fancy"; while, on the other side of the bag, the sequin lettering reveals a bold "fucker" label. On the underside of the bag, long strips of leather can be seen flowing. The bag is complete with a silver chain strap and matching zipper, to conceal all of your essentials. In addition, it comes with enough space to house your ipad for a quick trip to the office or in case you need to keep those kiddos busy. All it needs is someone who isn't afraid to let the world know who they truly are: a badass fancy fucker! This bag is made with sequin lettering and 100% leather; therefore, to care for your bag, please be sure to use a clean cloth to tend to the problem. If the issue continues, please consider using a leather cleaner. Any other form of care may damage the design and material.